Weepinbell makes the best combinations
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
Since people are always shocked by Jackson’s size when they meet him, I’ve started a ‘Size Series.’ Here’s the first installment.
Size Series 1: 9.5 weeks old vs. oven mitt
Best idea ever.
I hate that feeling when you know you’re loosing a friend because you can’t even keep a simple conversation going without it being awkward and there’s nothing left to say anymore
#you see this owl right there? #that’s hedwig fucking potter #she is only the biggest bamf in the entire world #i mean even in this gif#that thing is moving beneath her and you know i would fall off that shit but not hedwig #she’s all pip pip cheerio i’m a bamf and moves with that fucker #and she’s been through fucking everything #she’s gotten beat up by a tree within a car#she’s flown all over the country to deliver letters for her angsty teenage owner#and then she died saving said angsty teenage owner #she was a fucking legend and i will never forget the story of hedwig the owl










